What children think of the Beatles - Times Online 
“There is a girl called Lucy in a marmalade sky,” begins Otto. “Then her boat sinks and she lands in a marshmallow pie. Then a giant shoe falls down from the sky. Then John, Paul, Ringo and the other guy come out and go arrggh! They have two ninja swords, 14 laser canons and Darth Vader. Then the sky fills with diamond warriors who kill everyone.”